Monday, 3rd of July


zackisontumblr:

hydok:

hentired:

Why did “lmao” stick around but “rofl” die. Any theories on this

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but ass can be dirty too

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Sunday, 28th of May


fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

A picture of a coelacanth swimming in the ocean, with two scuba divers in the background. There is text next to the coelacanth, it says "I lived, bitch."
Tuesday, 31st of January


teaboot:

icarus-suraki:

teaboot:

teaboot:

One fun thing about my town is that about two years ago, our feral rabbit population tripled, and while we mostly had grey rabbits, there were a handful of white and black rabbits as well.

Two years later, it turns out grey rabbits are hard to see on the road, and white rabbits stand out to predators, so now we have a bazillion identical black rabbits roaming the streets like lost souls of the damned

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Fuckign SPOTS YOU

HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT!

It’s also a year of the water rabbit, sometimes called the Year of the Black Rabbit (because of the association with the color black with water).

They’re being festive. Do not stop them.

🥳

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drag-on-dra-goon:
“stupidbeecandle:
“mcnerds:
“ghostingrose:
“stupidbeecandle:
“drinkyourjuiceshelby:
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I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept....

drag-on-dra-goon:

stupidbeecandle:

mcnerds:

ghostingrose:

stupidbeecandle:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

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I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.


That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

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you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

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Sunday, 8th of January


metalgearsolid2:

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Sunday, 8th of January


gayteensupreme:

gotaholeinmysoull:

gayteensupreme:

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

Sunday, 8th of January


memewhore:

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Sunday, 8th of January


tenorgender:

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

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darkmacademia:

‘cherry wine’ by hozier but played on a radio during springtime and you’re outside in the grass by a gentle stream. (headphones recommended) (youtube)

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TAGGED AS: idr my tags anymore lmao audio tunes it's one of those two
Saturday, 30th of April


doubleca5t:

littlebabycrybtch:

hey full offense but the ‘use the right pronouns even if the person is horrible!’ statements arent made to coddle horrible ppl, its saying ‘dont view correct pronouns as a fucking privilege that can be taken away once people decide you’ve fucked up enough’, misgendering someone on purpose is transphobic no matter what bc it equates transphobia as a ‘punishment’ for bad people, pronouns are a part of baseline human respect, its that simple

If a black person did something horrible, it would still be racist to call them the n word. If a gay man did something horrible it would still be homophobic to call them the f slur. If a trans person did something horrible it would still be transphobic to deadname them, misgender them, or call them the t slur. It’s not that complicated.

Saturday, 30th of April


prismatic-bell:

brightlotusmoon:

kat-witha-k:

theterriblethingabouttulio:

flavinbagel:

qqueenofhades:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids’ movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn’t get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.

He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned “hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality” summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk (“so he seems nice? He’s what, in his late twenties?”) and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.

Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha’s fake wife and dressing up in ladies’ clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress’ “bless you for coming out in public” remark when Pacha says they’re on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don’t see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.

In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.

So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.

In response to the question “How did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?” there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writer’s room, and didn’t review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.

Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. It’s so catchy though, I’m doubling up on calls to action but please listen now:

holy shit read the article. it’s worth it and completely batshit

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This is fucking insane

We found it.


The absolute biggest dick energy,

Tuesday, 5th of April


kirbyskisses-main:

penallphe-deactivated20210908:

I am begging y’all. Do not let people force you into having kids. Do not be guilt tripped and manipulated into bringing a child into this world. I’m not kidding. Have that fucking abortion because children are not a walk in the park. Please do not let your biggest regret be an entire human being.

I see parents who had children because it was the “right thing to do” who end up institutionalized because the emotional and psychological strain that comes with raising and loving this whole other human being who is solely dependent on them becomes too much. This isn’t shit I’ve seen on the internet. This is shit I have seen with my own two eyes multiple times.

Please do not bring a child, who did not ask to be born, into this world only to make them suffer. It is cruel and selfish. I am begging. Children are not a must. You don’t need to have children to live a fulfilling life. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Don’t touch my post if you’re going to argue with me.

I have said it before and I will say again. Any single possible reason(s) that you have for not wanting a child is a good enough reason to not have a child. 

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sovietsofficial:
“ thetyrannosaur:
“ eggcup:
“twinks are down 1.25%
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call that a bear market
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I hate that that statement is actually correct.
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sovietsofficial:

thetyrannosaur:

eggcup:

twinks are down 1.25%

call that a bear market

I hate that that statement is actually correct.

Wednesday, 30th of March


venuskissed:

venuskissed:

sometimes it’s better refrain from deep introspection and allow yourself to just be.

and by that I mean: I don’t have to sit with myself and overthink and analyze and rationalize every ounce of my being. I am not a case study I am a person. faults and all. like any other person. sometimes I have to look at my mistakes and avoid self flagellation. sigh and learn what I can and move on. remember that I am living, and this is part of the process. free myself of that inner critic. allow myself to be, and try again.

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Wednesday, 30th of March


alphacrone:

i know so many of us have been trained since a young age to be so accommodating as to fear ever expressing an opinion, but as we get older we need to understand that being “accommodating” to the point of total indecisiveness is a very uncomfortable way to go through life, for you AND those around you. it’s ok to have an opinion on something. it’s ok to make a decision. your friends won’t hate you if you’re the one to end the “where do you want to eat” “oh anywhere is fine with me” discussion by suggesting a restaurant. you’re not high maintenance if you say, “noon is more convenient for me” when someone asks you what time you want to hang out. make decisions, have opinions, be part of the planning process, understand that you’re not being inconvenient, you’re just contributing. 

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